Thursday, March 1, 2012

Caesar's Recommendation



There is a story
   of the Stinging Nettle
that may or may not
   make you chuckle.

sO listen now,
  for here I go
It could be fun
  (you never know!)

In the days of England,
  Ancient Olde
When the Romans landed
  It is told

That,
  Because of their skirts
and very short breeches
  made for the sun,
sand and the beaches

That this exposed their legs
   to England’s cold damp air
They began to freeze
  much to their despair

But,

Quick-witted Caesar
   gave the recommendation
to rub their legs
  for the hot sensation

With handfuls of Nettles
loaded with prickles and pins
to rub them, yes, vigorously,
  upon their shins.

Now, who would’ve thought
  that this idea from Caesar
Would make their legs burn
  like a regular heater!

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are hints that act as memory hooks
to help one to recall
some of the properties
of a plant,
plus its uses and looks.

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Sunday, December 18, 2011

Willowy Wickopy

FIREWEED FAIRY
Who would’ve thought
such a match could be made,
…the Wickopy boy
with the daughter
of the Primrose Family.

Herb, whose father must toil
from morning to night
courting a girl whose family
owns practically everything
in sight.

Yet we saw them one evening,
riding horseback
over hill and dale,
Sally rode side-saddle,
by the stream
along Deerhorn trail.

They then veered off to follow
the new wilderness road
into the woodlands,
that are now being heavily logged.

The loggers heard Herb yell “Fire’em up!”
Let’s see what these fillies can do,
I’ll race you to the top, Sal…
You owe me dessert if you lose!...

“…One sweet as nectar, my honey,
but, if I lose by chance,
I promise I’ll make you laugh
by doing a bunny dance.”

Bloomin’ all summer long,
they returned
to play these games
alternating between them
which one would win.

Heedless of others
and all that they thought
whether they rubbed them
the wrong way, they cared
not,

As they were smitten,
waterproofed, insulated
within their love pod
as if carried by the wind
spiraling high above.

It left one wondering
how the father
hadn’t a clue,
but when the news hit,
Oh, how he put on a show!

“Pile ‘o warts!” he shouted,
“He’s as good as fodder.
How dare he nibble
at the skirt
of my only dear daughter!

This he sees ‘cause he’s so green…
as the cat’s meow
Shoot! I’ll root
this problem out,
no more
will he come to call!

Men’s brains…
oh, how
they do stir up trouble
how dare he choose her,
he makes my blood boil!

You’d think he’d have courted
Emma Tique instead,
brought his affections
to all altitudes
for them to wed.

But no, rumour has it,
it is him who piles his fever
upon my daughter,
This woeful joining
I adamantly vow to alter.

I’ll pull all ties to those  
I know who can help
from the Soviet Union, North America
and all across Europe.

Boy, I’ll make a cure,
I’ll burn and sweep all over this land.
I’ll spin into the scene,
five of my briskest kin

They’ll help in finishing it…
all this fluff and stuff
doggon’it, I call Queen Charlott
we’ll undo all
that’s been cloaked
and spun.

Had I only gotten wind of this sooner
before it went from a molehill to a mountain
before it germinated and spread
outta hand like a wildfire.

I’da pounded the root
right to the fiber
I’da split the stem open
dipped ‘im in oil

this leather-faced chap
glutinous
for my sweet daughter
would’ve learned quickly
that he aught to choose another

He hasn’t the inner pith
worthy of her hand
in marriage
With the land swelling
with so many others
he ought to extract
one of them instead!

Now though the girl’s father did bulge
so tightly with hot indignation
that we thought he might burst
Well, he had no power in the end

As Willowy Wickopy
and Tall Slender Sally
bound their love together quite tightly
and so then finally

all stood side by side
tall, and erect
as Sally’s father gave her away
to be bound in marriage

Yet all the while
one could see his teeth
grinding minutely
still, he did not refute them

His demeanor did soften somewhat
during the father/daughter dance
as she slowly spiraled around
like a vision of one floating on air

in her dress of  layer upon layer
of fine silk gossamer veils
with a pattern of blossoms
fully opened at the bottom
that changed as they spiralled

up and around the dress
getting smaller and closing up
until they became ribbon buds
fastened at the shoulders on top

This is the end of the story
though a strange one it might be,
I’ll tell you another one day
over a cup of tea!



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Within the writing of this poetry
are hints that act as memory hooks
to help one to recall
some of the properties
of a plant,
plus its uses and looks.

If you'd like to hear them
as I am often on the wing,
You may contact me through
this address ( lovellsimonsjanet_at_yahoo.ca)
then I'll give you a ring.


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Friday, November 4, 2011

Prickly Puzzle

 THISTLE FAIRY
I’ve a puzzle to propose to you
about the Scottish, with a little hint, too,
in that the answer involves the Danes;
So if you please do kindly listen,

Why do you suppose
from some of the flowers
that Scotland could choose
for their emblem,
amongst some others, like

Daisies, Buttercups, Forget-Me-Knots,
Lilies, Poppies, Teasel, Phlox,
Fleabane, Bloodroot, Pussy Toes,
Harebells, Blues Bells, and Yarrow,
Blue-eyed Mary, Bouncing Bet,
Indian Pipe, Bride’s Bonnet,
Arrowhead, Fever Few, Lizard Tail,
Black-Eyed Susie, Solomon’s Seal,
Camas, Water Cress, Snow-on-the-Mountain,
Ox-eye Daisy, Pokeweed, Trillium,
Pearly Everlasting, Morning Glory…


Again, so now what could be the story
that would prompt Scotland
to choose from all the flowers without a prickle,
the Cirsium vulgare, (in other words),
the Speary Thistle?

(I will tell you!…)



... (to be continued,
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Saturday, October 15, 2011

Walk Softly

LICHEN FAIRY
Walk softly upon the earth
when in the forest you go
for that to which you may tread upon
can take thousands of years to grow

I’m speaking of the lichen
that is brittle when it sleeps
waiting for the waters
as it slowly grows and creeps

in shallow soil
sun-baked rocks
along a decayed wood
on tree branches, also bark
found all across the world

in hues of green, red, orange and yellow
and also that of black

It’s really two plants
growing together as one
each providing
what the other lacks...

... (to be continued,
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Choice on the Platter


Allow me to introduce myself,
I’m Lucien Mouces
and I’ve something’ to say
about those Buck horns
try’in to court my sister today;

I know I shouldn’t have done it,
but I read her diary, Ha!
and I’d rather suck a seed
than become related to any one
of those gummy sticky
mess o’ fellas.

I ain’t kidd’n yah,
The choice on the platter
would reduce a bull eating
(He’d never get fatter)

Every one o’them’s
like the root of a toothache,
I’d pulverize ‘em
if given a chance.
They’d need more than a
primitive bandaide

to stem the flowing
from one ocean to the other
from my twisting of their
goose tongues, rib warts, and other
Devil’s shoe strings
to prevent and cure their affection
and itch for my little sister

 (oh, did I mention?)
You see, Phyllis is my little sister,
my one and only kin,
Blond as Indian Wheat
tender as the first new leaves of Spring

‘Ere, my little upshine!
Back to her I’ll go
If and when she needs me
to guide and protect her so,

Ever since our father died
as he lumbered through a region
within the bowels of our mountain, Nelly
to draw forth a felon;

40 years within the ground he lay
(I’m loathe to re-live the pain)
before the mountains of debris
from an avalanche
could be removed
to reveal his remains.

I’ve felt responsible
(Now, aren’t I the rightest?)
to kill the worms, well,
at least the politest
would be to reduce the fever
of John Dice, Luke or Rhea’s
affection and itch
for my little sister.

Then there’s Aleric’s Kin,
goes by the name of Raja,
He’s real lax at his work
a pain-in-the… butt and,
I’m certain him or I’d
plan to go “fisty-cuffs”
sooner or later
(He’d better keep his cool,
or I reckon I’ll itch to
knock him first off the platter.)

Ah, Music clears the head,
Art is right in us,
I should partake of some
to allow this inflamed rage
to diminish, and,

I’ll think of my friend, Herb,
He’s a good soldier,
He wouldn’t allow his feelings
to ignite through a prolonged smoulder.

And Yes, there is Phyllis to consider
and her feelings on the whole matter,
Yet, I can’t help but wonder
how I might tip the lot
off of the platter.

I’ve got it, Herb’s cousin,
in fact goes by the name Shawn,
He’s a kind and gentle bloke
surely worthy and perhaps
able to win my sister’s affection.

Do please excuse me
I’ve no time to lose,
and some important planning
to do before I introduce
a match surely made in heaven
well, with a little help from me,
The truth will become
apparent in the end

Just you wait, and see!


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Within the writing of this poetry
are hints that act as memory hooks
to help one to recall
some of the properties
of a plant,
plus its uses and looks.

If you'd like to hear them
as I am often on the wing,
You may contact me through
this address ( lovellsimonsjanet_at_yahoo.ca)
then I'll give you a ring.

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Monday, July 11, 2011

Doc's Prediction


Many long hours
did they float
   upon undulating waters,
to and fro
oscillating with the waves
 upon the sea
as they were heaved
further and further
from the scene 

where earlier that day
they gambled and lost
a battle, so now
sat all sorts
of sailors
slowly swirling
upon debris
truly an eerie sight to see.

Captain Richer of Oran
should have heeded the call
of Nick Curly Doc,
Seer from ancient Gaul,
but he had felt the man simply
to be “a strange gent”
so pushed on with these words,

“It’s vital men,
that we heave ho, set sail
to the day I’ve committed,
I’m anti to the score
as Nick has predicted
I’ll wage all that we have up against it
I’ll not heed this ancient dire etiquette,

It’s eruptive! Do cease all this running to Nick,
Quell the itch, and the swelling
Delve deeper, and if
below the rust, mold and the ink stains,
you reveal a truth that is quite plain
beyond on this dark speculation
then perhaps it may ring warm to my heart
and I’ll give consideration
to altering the date that we depart
with much gladness, for the morrow
following the one I have marked,


‘Til then know that all dire prediction
is to me like a de-tonic to the entire system,
and no matter how elephant enticing
it has been spun,
it more than slightly lacks the sound
of credibility rung

Not only that
it smells of old cheese
that needs more than a lemon
to make it palatable to please
even my first mate, Cal
who won’t uptake any of it
So, how can you expect me
to swallow even the slightest bit?

A syrup or honey, might
help a tickle or cough,
but nothing would sweeten
any part of this, so from hereon…


I’ll not be deterred by this gent’s
Yellow-bellied attitude,
You can call me coarse-ribbed
mad or rude,
Slight me to heat me to the color of  red, Nah!
It’s all the more likely that instead,
I’ll call you blue
either way we’ll push off,
through snow, rain or frost.

And So they departed
on that fateful day
still all fell victim
as predicted,
beginning with a gale
that suddenly erupted

The main mast tilted
while emitting low groans
and as it pushed over
there came different tones
somewhat like a sour scream
before the telling crack
in this nightmarish dream
that sent all to go running
as the ship sharply pitched
forward, then backward
the captain’s eye twitched
as his body was heaved
into a string puppet like dance
as he lost his sea legs
along with his balance.

All men on the main deck
were now called to arms
to pull up the ropes and
all of the chains
to right what they could
of these dire antics
from the storm that now raged
utterly manic.

The men frantically hoisted
up the foresail
to steer the ship’s bow
toward the oncoming gale
They pulled up the slack
within all of the frappings
to bind the ship’s planks
together quite tightly
along with a hope and a wish
and a prayer
that all would hold steady,
straight up, and secure.

The men who were caught
on the deck down below
worked hard with tight grips
upon the oars, so
their circular efforts
pulled with all their strength
would bring the ship to shore
length by length.

But alas, a freak wave
topping all of the rest
rose up like a dragon
and then it did crest
over and above them
to come crashing down
with a terrible force
that did pound
an exacting toll
most awful, and
most dreadful!

It set the ship rolling
to twist and to turn
all the while loosening
the ropes and the chains
Then came a creaking
a flexing of planks
weakening, causing leaking
so then the sailor’s hearts sank
along with their hope
for the accompanying screeches
signalled the integrity of the hull
had been breached, and
as all began to come flying apart
the captain shouted over the din,

“Abandon Ship!”

All sailors leaped over
erratically
to then come swimming back
for a bit of debris
to clamber upon
and to keep afloat
for fear of being lost
with nothing to grope
beneath these seething
frothing waves
to be lost forever
in a watery grave

Or perhaps if the tales
be true
to be gathered
within the arms
of a mermaid, too.

A splash of sea water
washed their faces
bringing them back
to the reality
of this place
where
for many long hours
they did float
hand in hand
upon their make-shift boats
facing each other
to keep up moral
and as they rode opposite
they talked ‘til nightfall
‘til one sighted a ship
by the light of its mast
which made all cheer then
for their rescue
at last!



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Within the writing of this poetry
are hints that act as memory hooks
to help one to recall
some of the properties
of a plant,
plus its uses and looks.

If you'd like to hear them
as I am often on the wing,
You may contact me through
this address ( lovellsimonsjanet_at_yahoo.ca)
then I'll give you a ring.


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Monday, June 6, 2011

Shamrock Fit for a King



Call Cleaver, call Marl
Call Clatter Mallock
The King’s rolling in Clover
He found his Shamrock.

Good Fortune, Abundance, oh Prosperity
The King’s rolling in Clover
and laughing with glee.

For two-hundred-thirty days
Year in, year out
He’s combed through the clover
for a four-leafed Shamrock.

Not a doctor or Druid Priest
could draw him away
as he pushed through the cushions
day after day.

We’d thought he had lost it
down there on his shins,
as he plucked at the sugar plums
to suck the nectar within.

We’d thought he had lost it
from his foot to his crown,
were worried he’d suffer
wounds from the ground.

We called his Knight, Flav
who became quite annoyed,
We could tell by his spasms,
complaints of ulcers…

To witness his King in this
undignified way
was not something he expected,
felt it dire, this behavior
end right away.

Call Cleaver, call Marl,
call Clatter Malloch
to pull the king from the Clover
our subjects may talk.

Here they come though, I don’t know
if the king can be restored to good health.
It might quite chronic, need a tonic
or fine healing salve.

(So we asked…)

Can you help, Sirs?
  Yes, we can, Sir…
Well, we’ll give it a try

No pretense, here, it could be severe
We’ll tell not a lie.

But, he’s a symbol, keep it simple
Pretend to be cool
Relax him, bring him back in
the castle to rule.

The soft hairs upon their necks
stood up as they approached the king
as he played bucking bronco
while they coax him in.

Three times they tried together
to bring him away
But he whooped, laughed, fought, and coughed
‘til he got his own way.

So for,
Two-hundred-thirty days
year in, year out
he’s combed through the clover
for a four-leafed Shamrock.

Not a doctor, or a druid priest
could draw him away,
Until perhaps,
this v-e-r-y day!

Call Cleaver, Call Marl
Call Clatter Mallock,
The King’s rolling in Clover,
He found his Shamrock.

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Within the writing of this poetry
are hints that act as memory hooks
to help one to recall
some of the properties
of a plant,
plus its uses and looks.

If you'd like to hear them
as I am often on the wing,
You may contact me through
this address ( lovellsimonsjanet_at_yahoo.ca)
then I'll give you a ring.


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